ein paar poetische fundstücke aus der englischen sprache :)

A policeman travelled to Leceister
To persue some Miss to arrest her
The man was doomed to fail
Ended up locked in jail
For she had forced him to molest her.

da mag ich den reim ganz gern

His mother couldn't stand the sight
Of her in the mirror by light
"I am ugly and old!
Cheer me up, don't be bold."
He said: "Well your eyes work all right."

den witz kannt ich vorher von irgendwoher...

lg miro